Dear Customer Who Left Their Gum Under This Shelf for My Finger to Smoosh Into,

While I appreciate the fact that the gum you were chewing had probably lost its flavor and was getting kind of "not chewy" in you mouth....we are a store with garbage pails and would happily let you use ours as a receptacle for your icky gum.

Next time ask for the trash, we are very good at sharing here!

Thanks,

Kiks